Shocking News: Wall St. Investors Find McCain 'Best Choice for the Economy"

Republican presidential candidate John McCain's tax policies have given him an edge as the better man for the economy, various Wall Street experts said at this week's Reuters Investment Outlook Summit.

The panel of Wall St. experts reportedly made several other shocking announcements, including their desire for more and permanent tax cuts, and a call to eliminate "anything that cost them money" including any government regulations and any all market competition.